Well this makes your most regrettable drunk hookup look way better all of a sudden.

35-year-old Michael Henson from Dayton, Ohio was very drunk on Tuesday night. As he stumbled down the street, apparently he got turned on by a big red van.

So he dropped his pants and tried to have sex with it. Not in the tailpipe, he was in front of the van and trying to jam his genitalia into the slots in the grill. Someone saw him and called the cops.

When they got there, Michael was passed out on someone's lawn. Police woke him up and arrested him for public indecency.

Dayton Police Department

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