Fight the urge to think this dude is cool. Fight it.

The police in Naples, Florida got a call on Saturday around 3:00 P.M. about a guy driving like a lunatic on the freeway. They spotted the car about 10 minutes later, and when they pulled it over, here's what they found.

  1. He is 33-year-old Noe Dejesus of Lehigh Acres, Florida
  2. He was driving 110 miles an hour.
  3. He was drunk, even though it was the middle of the afternoon.
  4. He was completely naked.
  5. He had three women in the car with him.

As far as we know, the women weren't naked... but still. He was arrested for a DUI and driving without a license.

Florida Highway Patrol