A new study out of Hong Kong found that playing video games like "Mario Kart" actually make you a better driver in real life. Isn't science great?

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The researchers say it's because the games train your brain to make decisions that are quick, but also super precise. Those skills then translate over once you're in a real car.

Whatever. I just wish I could throw koopa shells and giant banana peels at other drivers. Then maybe they'd respect me.

Read more at Association of Psychological Science.