I gotta tell you, I'm kinda taking the criminal's side in this one.

52-year-old Duane Smith from Moundville, Alabama went into the kitchen to get himself some Cap'n Crunch on Friday. But it was stale because his roommate hadn't closed it up right.

So Duane started yelling at his roommate. First of all, he said he's missing teeth so it's hard for him to eat stale cereal. Second, maybe his roommate should take out his dentures and try the Cap'n Crunch to see what it's like.

But when his roommate wouldn't do it, Duane hit him with an electrical cord. He was arrested for domestic violence.

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