Little Girl Wants to Sell Her Brother to a Pet Store for $54
If you're the older sibling of the family, you'll know exactly how this little girl is feeling. She's trying to convince her dad to sell her little brother for 54 bucks.
First she says there's obviously something wrong with him, so they should sell him to a pet store for $1. Then she ups it to $54, so they can buy him back when he goes on sale, and use the profits to buy a toy owl.