Wait, do strip clubs just have spare breast implants lying around, in case one of the dancers needs a boost? That's not how any of this works, right?

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Cassidy's Polo Club in Amarillo, Texas had its health inspection a few weeks ago. The health inspector found a stray breast implant just sitting there next to some utensils behind the bar.

The club couldn't explain how it got there. But even with the loose implant, they still got an average score on their health inspection, so they'll be able to stay open.

Read more at Amarillo Globe-News.