This guy was clearly a mediocre smuggler and not just because he was busted in the most obvious way possible.

A guy traveling from Hong Kong into China drew suspicion from Chinese customs officers because he was walking with weird posture, very stiff, very tense. It sounds like he was doing the Frankenstein monster walk.

Then he met his ultimate match, which he somehow hadn't counted on, he had to walk through a metal detector.

When he did, it went crazy, customs searched him and found he had 94 iPhones strapped to his body. They were strapped all around his upper body, his legs, and even through his crotch.

He was arrested for smuggling. The phones are most likely stolen and he was bringing them to China to fence for a few quick bucks.

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