It seems like maybe, just maybe, this guy doesn't understand the concept of a proportional response.

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A 26-year-old guy in Detroit and his 30-year-old friend were making some chili around 5:10 A.M. on Friday. I guess if you're cooking chili at that hour, you're either super hammered super late at night, or there's something a little off about you. And that appears to be the case here.

The guy didn't want anyone to stir the chili while it was cooking on the stove, but his friend went up and stirred it anyway. So the guy responded by biting the guy's thigh, and then stabbing him.

Fortunately he survived and the guy was arrested with charges pending.

Read more at The Detroit News.