I never get bored with beer. Maybe because there are many things you can do with it. You can drink it. You can drop a shot glass full of root beer schnapps in it and pound it. You can shotgun it. You can drink it from a funnel and a hose. You can use it to forget. You can use it to remember. You can use it as an alibi, a scapegoat, a friend, a loved one, a confidant.