I want to criticize this woman, but she managed to exercise her mind and her body while she was drunk. I'm lucky if I can do either of those things when I'm stone cold sober.

44-year-old Jillian Stewart went to a bar in Jensen Beach, Florida earlier this month for their trivia night. I'm not sure how she did on trivia, but I know she won the party.

She pounded a bunch of red wine and did a shot of Fireball with the trivia host. Then she got into an argument with a guy at the bar. First she tried to choke him and then she headed outside and started running laps around the parking lot.

She wound up getting arrested for disorderly intoxication, but what a ride to get there.

Martin County Sheriff's Office