Police in Vero Beach, Florida arrested a man for stealing $320 from a Kmart last week and he told them that the Illuminati made him do it.

30-year-old Brian Isola blamed the secret society for the current state of the economy. “Your economy caused this,” Isola explained. “I’m just trying to survive. I needed to take all this to survive."

He's being held on a $5,000 bond.

Vero Beach Police Department

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