Can you imagine how boring the news would be if we didn't have Florida churning out stories like this? As a bonus, there's video of the incident.

72-year-old Howell Morris is facing charges after trying to kill his neighbor by chasing after him in a slow-moving tractor. St. Johns County Sheriff's Office released video of Morris driving after 53-year-old Scott Lynch.

Deputies were told that a dispute between the neighbors escalated when Morris jumped on his tractor, drove onto Lynch's property, and chased him yelling, "Run, fat f***!"

Morris was booked into jail on aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

Read more at WJXT.