Florida Man Breaks Into Home, Drinks Vodka and Cooks Fried Chicken
Samantha O'Neal of Alachua County, Florida was surprised when she returned home to find a drunk man letting his inner Betty Crocker out.
Samantha and her sister found 34-year-old Ronald Wesly standing at her stove, preparing a pot of oil to fry up some chicken. Wesly had taken the chicken and some sausage out of the refrigerator and also drank a bottle of vodka he'd found.
"I was scared. My sister was more scared," Samantha said. "I just wanted him off the property, so I picked him up and threw him out the gate."
Sheriff's deputies found Wesly nearby and arrested him.
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