82-year-old Fred Smith lives in a retirement community in Lake Wales, Florida. Last Monday, he went to the weekly bingo game, when he went to sit down in his favorite seat, an 88-year-old woman named Ethel Britt had already taken it.

That made Fred so angry that he stormed out, grabbed an ice pick, and used it to slash the tires on Ethel's van. He was caught on a surveillance camera, and got arrested for criminal mischief.