Well I'm sure this guy wasn't embarrassed at all when he sobered up. Police in Newton, Kansas got a call late on Tuesday night about a naked man outside an apartment complex.

When they got there, they found a 24-year-old guy who was hammered, naked, and desperately trying to have sex with the tailpipe of a car. He wouldn't stop trying to get in there, even when the cops came.

Eventually the cops wound up tasing him when he wouldn't listen and then he was taken to the hospital. His blood alcohol was .35, which is more than four times the legal limit and up there in the "potential alcohol poisoning" level.

He could be facing lewd and lascivious behavior charges.

Read more at Topeka Capital-Journal.