Cops Catch Thief Suspect in Bed with Stolen Lingerie Mannequin

55-year-old Christopher Wade went to a Hustler store in Nashville, Tennessee on Monday night. Apparently none of their sex toys met his needs, but something caught his eye.

Christopher grabbed one of the lingerie mannequins, ran out of the store with her, threw her in his truck, and drove off. She lost her left arm in the process. An employee got his license plate and gave it to cops.

They went to Christopher's house and found him in bed with the mannequin. Apparently her missing arm didn't turn him off. Anyway, he was arrested for theft of property.

Read more at The Tennessean.