I dare you to find a better example of an alpha male than this Cardinals fan right here. At first I was a little grossed out, but now I think I'm on board.

Just imagine about how little this guy cares about what those around him may think. It takes a lot of chutzpah to take off your shoes AND socks while hanging out in Busch Stadium. To add to this fan's devil-may-care attitude, he even wiggles his toes a bit.