If you want to get a glimpse into what a Presidential Candidate might really be like, watch them eat fair food.

Why is it regular Iowa folks can eat something on a stick without looking like cheap porn, but put some political lifer to the task, and all be need is some 70's music and it's rating is going to XXX.

Feast your eyes on the feast of stupid:

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