Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Serial Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million, Claims App Helped Wife Catch Him Cheating
This guy is an Uber-creep.
Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Drink for Under a Buck and What Can Possibly Go Wrong?
Drinks are almost on the house.
$22 Strawberry Is the Most Reckless Valentine’s Day Gift You Can Give
Imagine how much the price will be when the demand is greater than the supply.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.
Cabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers Farted
Get a whiff of this.
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’
When this guy got lit, he really got lit.
6 Irritating People You Definitely Shouldn’t Watch the Super Bowl With
Watching the Super Bowl is a time-honored American tradition. Make sure you keep it that way.
Luckiest Man Alive Wins Super Bowl Tickets for Life
This guy's Super Bowl plans are set. Forever.
Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie No
Only a dope would do this.