Let's establish this as a rule right now so that we're all on the same page: If you put something in one of your body cavities, it's officially yours.

After all, possession is nine-tenths of the law.

40-year-old Wesley Scott was arrested last Friday in Pinellas County, Florida on an outstanding warrant. When the police took him to jail, he claimed he didn't have any drugs or weapons on him.

But when they started to strip search him, Scott produced three syringes from his rectum. He handed them to one of the guards and claimed that they actually belonged to someone else.

He said he found them somewhere, but didn't provide too many details. Now he's facing a charge foe smuggling contraband into a correctional facility.

Pinellas County Jail