This guy is going to spend the rest of his life knowing he has a criminal record because a plastic vagina didn't quite fit in his pocket.

30-year-old Andrew Bell went into an adult store called Seductions in Fayetteville, Arkansas on Wednesday night and stole a $15 sex toy.

The toy was described as a rubbery plastic tube with fake lady parts at the end and a guy can literally get-it-on with the tube.

Andrew snatched it out of the box and shoved it in his jacket pocket. Employees tried to stop him, but he smashed a glass counter and the front door, and he ran away.

The cops started searching the area for someone who matched Andrew's description. When they spotted him and went up to talk to him, they immediately knew he was the robber because the sex toy fell out of his pocket and landed on the ground.

He was arrested for aggravated robbery, aggravated assault, theft, and criminal mischief.

Washington County Detention Center

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