After having a few beers over the weekend, Klinger confided to my wife (a nurse) that he has this weird bump on his hand and it's starting to bother him. She immediately identified it as a Ganglion Cyst and told him that a quick way to fix it is to hit it with a heavy book.

Well sure enough, we did some searching this morning on WebMd and it's commonly referred to as a Bible Cyst because people used to hit it with a Bible to get it to go away.

Here's the video Goose hitting him with the paper. What do you think, did he get it?