No, it's not weird!  What do you do with YOUR hair?  Throw it away?  Are you kidding me?

Why wouldn't you keep it and knit clothing out of it?  It's not like it's hard to harvest. You're doing it right now as a matter of fact. Now, all you have to do is collect all your hair after your next barber appointment.  Put it in a grocery bag that you pull out of your front pocket. While you're picking up your hair...stare into the barbers eyes.  Don't blink.  It'll make you more mysterious.

You're doing nothing at night anyway.  You can watch TV and knit a hair vest at the same me.

You'd be dumb not to! vest!