Woman Crushing Watermelons Between Her Legs
Now THIS is the kind of woman you bring home to mom. Preferably during a family reunion/picnic type gathering.
"Mom, I'd like you to meet Olga."
"Dad...stay the hell away from Olga. You don't need this kind of heat."
Eventually they will have a name for this type of fetish. They'll call it the Gallagher Complex. And I may be patient zero!