Wisconsin Man Rings in New Year By Drunkenly Belly Flopping Onto Police Car
This guy was super excited for 2017. In retrospect, he probably wishes he could rewind to 2016 to tell himself to calm down.
25-year-old Cody Romano from Menasha, Wisconsin got drunk on New Year's Eve, and after midnight, he went running through the streets to celebrate. That's when he spotted a police car.
So Romano ran at it at full speed and did a belly flop onto the windshield. The glass shattered, he left a dent in the hood, and then he took off. The cops who were inside the car got out, chased him down, and arrested him.
He's facing several charges, including disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property.
Read more at The Smoking Gun.