White Sox Fans Evolve
See? No longer do Father and Son teams attack umpires at White Sox Games. Now they build cherished memories the old-fashioned way. By attacking the Cubs' fans. Even if they happen to be related to you. Even if they gave birth to you. That's harsh, b ut acceptable. But just in case the Sox lose, maybe pick up a souvenir mini-bat on the way out of the ballpark!