Well I'm in love. She's 45-year-old Sarah Jo Longacare in Naples, Florida and she's not perfect. Sarah seems to have a serious substance abuse problem. She takes dangerous risks. She's toothless.

Anyway, Sarah drank two liters of alcohol this weekend, then she stripped down naked and headed out to the garage. Why? Because she was trying to suck the propane out of a gas tank.

Her mother called the cops. When they got there, Sarah pulled out a lighter and threatened to blow everyone up with the propane. Fortunately, it was empty so no one was hurt.

And then when the cops went to arrest Sarah, she bit one of them on the hand. Well, she gummed him because, again, no teeth. She was hit with several charges, including making threats and resisting arrest.

Collier County Sheriff's Office

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