Hope you're happy...because my Christmas will NOT be.  No matter HOW sweetly this song is sung.  No matter how many thoughts of family & love & happy times go through my mind as I hum along.

We will NOT be having a happy Christmas, because The Golden God has traded his coonskin vest for an ugly sweater.

This is what's holding us up from a Zeppelin reunion:  Robert Plant doing Christmas songs with Allison Krauss.