This is Quite Possibly the Greatest Car Listing Ever

Are you in the market for a crappy used car? I wasn't, but this craigslist listing has changed my mind. The guy selling this '99 Cavalier wastes no time trying to blow smoke up your hind end and gets right to the nitty gritty.

Seriously, just a quick read of this ad will have you pulling together 700 bucks to buy this thing:

Seriously if you are a single guy and you were hoping to get laid this summer, don't even bother reading this ad. Driving this car will assure you of a hot season of involuntary abstinence better than inviting girls to your weekly Dungeons and Dragons game in your mom's basement.