This car is SO un-rock n roll

God help me, I'm blogging about a car.  I know that's Dwyer's job but I couldn't let this go.  I read a story about an "awesome" car that Metallica singer James Hetfield bought and I was...fighting the urge to yawn.  It's okay at best, but certainly not very rock n roll.  This is the kind of ride 2 guys with long beards and 1 with sunglasses climb out of--not the Master of Puppets!  You can read all about it here at  Good-Guys.com
Why not a tricked out Chevelle, a Corvette, a Ferarri, or an hip old roadster?  Not Arthur's limo!

I know all the car nuts and wanna-be car nuts (Dwyer) will tell me I'm wrong...I just hate it.