The Scales of Justice Outweighed By 36dd
Now, I'm no lawyer, or judge, and maybe this kind of thing happens all the time in merry ol' England, but the Actress/Model Sophie Dalzell, 20, has skipped a court date on an assault charge (a charge which has seen her convicted or pleaded in at least 11 prior occasions.)
She expects no harsh judgement because her excuse was medical in nature, according to her lawyer. She had to fly to Belgium to get breast implants. Yep. Since her image is so important to her and her fans (mostly of late-night cable I suspect) it is imperative that she keep the balls inflated lest she be left unavailable to "play ball" in the near future due to unbalanced...well...you get the idea.
She also believes she has been singled-out by a "justice" system that is jealous of her. "I have a life, " she has been heard to say. She also feels that she cannot due community service because it would hurt her image and that she's not cut out for manual labor. Well, there is one job she's clearly qualified for....