Just because it was tolerable to be outside on Saturday...that doesn't mean it was "nice out." Your face didn't hurt when you opened the car door. Don't let your brain trick you into thinking spring is anywhere close. It's like 50 days away.

Even though it's below freezing, we can all take solace in the fact we don't live in Oymyakon, Russia, the worlds coldest city! Gasoline can freeze solid if you don't leave your car on all night. That's eco-unfriendly as hell! But nature isn't being tortured near as much as the dum dums who live there.

Go here to laugh and feel better about yourself.