Ever wanted a rubber duck that could connect to the internet & tell funny stories and play a bunch of games, sing songs, give lessons and grow with your kid and is also BPA free?

Me neither.  But you could have one.  And it's only $99!!

Better not have dogs...because my dogs would tear this hundred dollar piece a new one, literally.

No thanks Edwin the Duck.  You're not taking my money.

Wait...this comes with an app?  Well, now you're got my ear!