That Whole “Sitting Upright” Deal is Kind of a Bummer, Amirite?

I wouldn't describe myself as lazy. Other people may but not I. I Like to think of myself as casual. In no hurry. Dishes in the sink? I'll get to them, but I'm not in a hurry to get them done.   The grass is getting way too long? I'll get it done in a casual fashion.

Every Saturday afternoon after a long night of drinking I would awake and want to check out Facebook or search for news on the internets. I wouldn't want to sit up, obviously...so I would hold my phone in front of my face above my head and I would always drop my phone right on my face... igniting the hangover headache that was imminent from the get-go.

Now they've come up with a device that will allow laying in bed all day long.  I could get as much "work" done as possible and still stay horizontal.