Wisconsin Man Accused Of Masturbating Inside Grocery Store
A 32-year-old man in Wisconsin was arrested after being caught pleasuring himself at a grocery store. It's unclear if any produce was victimized.
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Illinois Pilot Makes Emergency Landing After Seagull Shatters Helicopter Windshield
A helicopter pilot from Fox 32, a TV station in Chicago, had to make an emergency landing after a seagull hit him in the face.
Wisconsin Woman Shot Friend While Using Laser To Play With Cat
At least it wasn't the cat.