Shoplifter at Macy’s Tried to Escape by Smearing Poop on Security Guards

32-year-old Marisol Toribio was shopping at a Macy's in Coral Springs, Florida a few weeks ago, when some security guards caught her shoplifting. Marisol was so desperate to get away, she came up with an incredibly nasty escape plan.

She intentionally messed her pants, reached into her underwear to grab her poop, then smeared it on the security guards' faces.

(Coral Springs Police Department)

Those security guards deserve a raise, after they get their shots, because they didn't back down. Marisol was arrested for theft and tampering with physical evidence.