New Cloak Lets Men Avoid Stage Fright When Using Public Urinals
Are you one of those guys who has trouble using the urinal in a public bathroom, because you feel exposed? There's a ridiculous new invention that might help you out.
It's called the "Privi-Pee." It's basically a cape, with suction cups that attach to the wall on either side of the urinal, in case there are no dividers. So it makes a little cave to shield you from the guys on either side of you.
It also rolls up and fits into a backpack. That way if you're going to a concert or a football game, you can plan ahead. Just know that you'll look ridiculous wearing it. The embarrassment of peeing in public will be replaced by the embarrassment of wearing a giant cape in a men's bathroom.
It was invented by a company in England. They found that 30% of guys say they get "stage fright" when someone's at the urinal next to them, there could be pretty good demand. It's in the prototype phase right now but they're planning on starting to sell them soon.