A 38-year-old guy named Jonathan Whatley from Parkersburg, West Virginia stole $3,000 worth of antique coins from a store last week. So why are we telling you about it? This guy has one of the longest necks we've ever seen.

It's got to be close to a foot long. He looks like he's more llama than man.

(Parkersburg Police Department)
(Parkersburg Police Department)
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He's facing robbery charges and had outstanding warrants in Alabama, but whatever. We're not here over some stolen coins, we're entirely in it for the neck.

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