A 38-year-old guy named Jonathan Whatley from Parkersburg, West Virginia stole $3,000 worth of antique coins from a store last week. So why are we telling you about it? This guy has one of the longest necks we've ever seen.

It's got to be close to a foot long. He looks like he's more llama than man.

(Parkersburg Police Department)

He's facing robbery charges and had outstanding warrants in Alabama, but whatever. We're not here over some stolen coins, we're entirely in it for the neck.