Mother Attacked Her Son Over the Wrong Taco Bell Burrito

I can't believe I'm saying these words, but there are some things in the world more important than Taco Bell.

48-year-old Loretta Lynn Armstrong from Milton, West Virginia sent her 15-year-old son out to get Taco Bell a few weeks ago. Apparently he got her the wrong toppings on her burrito. Sadly, there's no word on what toppings she wanted, and what he actually got her.

Armstrong was so upset that she started attacking him. One of their neighbors called the cops, and when they got there, Loretta admitted she'd beaten up her son for botching her Taco Bell order. She was arrested for felony child abuse.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.