Meth-Smoking Clown Locked Himself a Waffle House Bathroom
While this story sounds crazy, I really can't guarantee it's the craziest thing that'll happen at a Waffle House this year.
Police in Gainesville, Georgia got a call at 4:00 A.M. last Tuesday from a Waffle House. Apparently a clown had showed up, smoked some meth at the counter, then locked himself in the bathroom. The cops managed to get him out of the bathroom. He turned out to be 25-year-old Jacob Worthington, when they searched his bag, he also had marijuana, mushrooms, and LSD.
The police report doesn't say why he was dressed like a clown, I'm thinking the shrooms and LSD kinda explain it. He was arrested on three felony drug charges.
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