Man Is Arrested For Licking a Toad and Dancing on the Sidewalk
It's refreshing in this day and age to see someone go vintage when they get high.
The police in La Porte, Indiana got a call early on Saturday about 41-year-old Richard Mullins. He was standing in a parking lot outside a bar, dancing by himself and licking a toad. He refused to stop doing either one.
The cops eventually showed up and it seemed like the toads weren't working, the police report says, "he had a blank look on his face but no pupil dilation to suggest he was under the influence."
They told him to leave the bar's property and he did, but then he came back a few minutes later licking a new toad. So he was arrested and charged with misdemeanor trespassing.