Everyone is wound so tight these days that sometimes even good things make us explode. There's a 55-year-old guy in Athens, Georgia named James De Paola, and last week, his 51-year-old wife Michelle made him a grilled cheese sandwich.


But she used three pieces of cheese instead of two like he was used to and that made the sandwich too cheesy for him. So he flipped out.

He started shouting in Michelle's face and spitting. She says he has a history of being violent, so she had their nine-year-old daughter call the cops. As she was doing it, James ripped the phone out of the wall. He was arrested for obstruction of a 911 call and criminal trespassing.

Athens-Clarke County Police Department

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