Live Stream McDonald’s Food Not Rotting
You used to be able to be in a bar having a conversation and whether you knew the facts or not, you could win an argument based solely on your confidence and quick wit. Now, the internet is ruining your game with stupid facts.
You used to have to travel across half the world in order to see a sandwich deteriorate. Now, you can get on your stupid phone & live stream the biodegrading process of fast food purchased.
Or...you know. Look below your car seat for french fries.