I am watching this lunacy that is the Biebs, and am reminded of the stories of John Lennon's deportation in the 60's, and Paul McCartney's revocation in Japan of his visa due to drug charges. Can't we box up this douche bag and send him back to the country that gave him to us? Could we trade him and get April Wine back? Or Shania Twain?

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