Indiana Woman Stabs Husband in Chest for Not Buying Her Doughnuts

We take our sugary breakfasts very seriously. This should go without saying, any type of doughnut is always better than no doughnut at all.

37-year-old Michelle Nelson sent her husband Timothy out to get donuts last Friday in New Albany, Indiana. The place was out of the kind she usually gets, so he came home with nothing. She was so angry (hangry?) she stabbed him in the chest with a barbecue fork.

It was deep enough that it stuck in his chest and he had to pull it out. Cops found him across the street, leaning against a tree with a blood-soaked t-shirt.

There's no word on what type of doughnut Michelle was expecting. She told police that they've been married for several years so he should have known what her second-favorite type was. She's facing charges for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

Floyd County Jail