(U.S. Customs and Border Protection via AP)

I watch movies & see these grand climatic scenes with bombs & police & our hero just barely making it out alive in order to fulfill his obligation to the trilogy he signed up for....and I wonder to myself:

If I were going to have a movie made about me...what would be my "say hello to my little friend" type scene?  The scene that pulls together the character & his struggles into one neatly packaged, shiny summary.

This story may be how I go out.

A traveler coming from Mexico got caught transporting 450 tamales across the border!

Totally worth it!! And you'll see why in Tamale Mule Part 2, due out next year!