I've been known to make a spreadsheet or two in my day.  Mostly for bills & other organizational details.  I can think of one in particular where I would mark the column for "grumble", "door slam", or "verbal tirade" when greeting a fellow co-worker. (I might have to make a new one, now that I think about it)

Here's a guy who asked his wife for sweet love every day for almost a month.  If he got a "yes", he marked it down.  If he got a "no", he detailed why she turned him down.

Ladies...we men...sorry...we "men" are grown children.  We just seek attention.  When we don't get it...we sometimes act out in the most infantile way possible.  Mostly, to make other "men" laugh...no matter how nerdy it may come across.