I can't think of many better ways to die than going out while vigorously fondling yourself. I mean, I suppose it'd be better to die while someone else was fondling you, but let's be realistic.


A 48-year-old guy who works at a hospital in the Bronx in New York and on Tuesday morning, one of his coworkers found him dead in a remote part of the hospital. It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out what went down. Here's the crime scene:

He was found half-naked, with porn playing on his computer. So yeah, it sure looks like this guy died while he was pleasuring himself. The official cause of death was a heart attack.

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