50-year-old John Balmer of Spring Hill, Florida went out to Kmart with a t-shirt that read: "Who Needs Drugs? No, seriously, I have drugs." And he wasn't kidding, John had bags of marijuana and meth in his pocket.

A cop saw him try to pass the bag of marijuana to someone in line at Kmart and John was arrested for possession of meth and possession of marijuana.

(Pasco County Sheriff’s Office)