It's good to know the Germans have stopped trying to take over the world and mellowed out SO MUCH that now their crimes are comical, not diabolical.


A 49-year-old guy in Neubrandenburg, Germany was parking his car last weekend when a 47-year-old parked right in front of him and almost hit him. They started screaming insults at each other and grabbing each other.

But things really escalated when the 49-year-old grabbed the only weapon he had available and also the most German weapon possible: an 11-inch sausage. He threw it at the other guy's car so hard it left a dent.

The cops are going after him for property damage charges and both guys are looking at verbal abuse charges. They could be looking at some fines.

Read more at The Local.